Choosing your religion

Today it finally dawned upon me what's all the fuzz about religion. As I walked down the beach I saw a guy with a Canon camera, and I caught my self thinking about walking up to him and say, "hey bro, you've got the wrong camera." Buying a camera is not just buying a camera, it's choosing a religion.

That's when I finally got it: You choose a religion, doesn't matter which, any will do, whichever you choose you'll always be one of the good guys who've got it right, and those of other religions have all got it wrong. For no particular reason other than that, of course they'd got it right if you had made the same choice.

The next step is to insist that you're right and they're wrong on every occasion. It is vitally important to argue against all other beliefs using only nonsence postulates, self contradictions, insults and anything else that will fail to demonstrate you as a thinking monkey (that is, member of the homo sapiens species).

Logic and reason is religions worst enemy, including your own. I guess that's how I became an atheist, I failed misserably in lack of reasoning.